Friday, August 31, 2007 - 10:32 PM
~ Merdeka ~
Yes people of Malaysia... Malaysia is now officially 50 years old!!! Though I'm juz an elf stayin in here for approximately 17 years alreadi but I'm kinda excited wif this celebration... Well pics I'll upload soon cuz my adopted family's sister is out wif her cam n I'm stuck here alone in this place where man calls home...My human family n I went 2 de government's place or so-called Putrajaya 2 c de fireworks launch by Japan... Wht they do not noe is my Japanese gnome friend set all the fireworks (^_^)... And Putrajaya is also a link to our underground world... Not bad eh?? To bad humans can't c tht spot haha...
The fireworks were nice n spectacular... It was 4 bout 20 mins or so... It was so tirin 2 look at it n when its over my eyes had certain disfunction haha... Oh yea n outside those building there r fake cows from Europe... Theres de UK cow, Spain cow, n our cow from Germany (made by elves)...
Saw some normal kids there... Having cigarrettes... Smokin... And I thought Malaysia banned all kids from buyin smoke... In fact some ppl wif badges did nothin when they saw it... Law shud b enforced...
De most discrinatin thing i saw is de flag... Yes the Jalur Gemilang in Malay... Well the government banned all Malaysian flag cakes which I dun hv a clue why... But they 4got 2 ban the use of Jalur Gemilang as a cape... So many wud-be supermen n superkids flyin around n dun 4get batmen... Wht they do not notice is they r steppin de flag n lettin it touch on de ground... N they say "Aku cinta Malaysia"... How foolish... Dun 4get de mat rempit kids wif their bicycle... Thts a great act from de country's future leaders...
Well thts de end 2 my shud-be short post... C u guys soon wif pics n de continuation of de story...
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Thursday, August 23, 2007 - 10:41 PM
~ Moodless ~
Yes trial is headin towards de lonely Malaysian elf... I wun b updatin this blog until it ends so sorry bout the inconvenience... Well life at Bangkok has been real fun juz by shopping... Its more of a girls paradise there... Anyway I'll talk more bout it in my nx post... This post is dedicated 2 some1 special 2 me... Not my parents but some1 else... If u r readin this then I wana say I'm sorry 4 all de trouble i caused 4 these 3 months... I noe tht u r hatin me now but its alrite... All I wan is u 2 b happy without me bein there... I'm sorry tht I broke ur heart 2day... N i dun think I can focus anymore 4 my trials... All I wan is juz 2 c u happy n I dun care wht happens 2 me... I wun ask 4 ur 4giveness but I juz wana say... I'm sorry 4 everythin...From The Elf of Malaysia
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Wednesday, August 15, 2007 - 8:20 PM
Just A Little Something...
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Monday, August 13, 2007 - 7:58 PM
~ Gone ~
This morning I juz received a call from my ES ( Elf Supervisor )... I'll be moved to Bangkok to help out other elves and all the magical creatures... So its gonna b difficult tht i can't post anymore till further notice... Wish me luck!!Labels: Bangkok
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Sunday, August 12, 2007 - 12:20 AM
The Journey Of A Ribbon
This is a story that i kinda like when i was a kid... Its about a ribbon called Pinky... I never knew it existed until one fine day...
Its was a cloudy mornin when Mr. Shark came in dressed in red... As always he's teachin us on how to survive wif rust...
Today we will learn how 2 rust ur brain
The class was ok n kinda boring until... Mr. Shark pointed at somethin on Xin Xin's head... Its the cursed pink ribbon... Mr. Shark screamed like a cat n while soon n ed screams like little girls b4 every1 ran off...
The owner of the cursed pink ribbon
When every1 ran out off the class... 1 remain... The so called saviour of life n death... Dave the Barbarian!!! It was a close fight until the ribbon got an advantage n did this 2 him...
The strangling attack!!!
The barbarian ran n choked off like a wimp... When i saw this happening 2 my human partners... I decided to giv in n take the curse...
Me in human skin
Wht will happen 2 me n my human skin??? Will humans find out who i m??? Wht is the curse anyway??? N will dave the barbarian run off like a wimp again??? Stay tuned 4 de nx epi comin on September...
To Be Continued??!!
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Saturday, August 11, 2007 - 11:37 PM
Wht The???
My elf institute called me mental cuz of starting this blog... Anyways i duno how 2 leave blanks between lines {STUPID ME}...
Well nothin much 2 say bout 2day... Accounts has been killin me softly wif its works... 3000++ exercizes!!! Crazy... Juz 4 tht human exam called SPM... Well life as an elf sure sux... Especially a Malaysian 1... Oh n tht Sally Yeh concert at tht SP Setia place... Boring... Wonder y some humans like 2 waste their time at free concert at such places... I wud like ppl 2 teach me how 2 produce a better human blog or else I'm doomed by this dumbness... Pls may humans help me...
My human frens n me ( in human skin )
Oh yea i wud like 2 thank Mr. Chia 4 his support in teachin us Physics which taught me how to push a ball...
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Its a mark of history 2day 4 me... I duno y n how... I felt an urge of creatin this blog from the human world... Its difficult 4 an elf 2 type wif keyboard but I'll get used 2 it soon...
Let me sing a song from our elf tribe 2 every1 who is viewing this...
Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da
Thts all...
Well life has been difficult 4 me as an elf... Elf parents r juz de same as all of ur kinds... NAG NAG NAG... BLA BLA BLA... MY feelings has gone down juz of them... Sometimes they r rite but sometimes not... I guess humans r luckier...
There has been a hype up on the surface of Malaysia... Which is PLKN... I was suppose 2 dig a hole up 2 check whether my name wud b there but there isn't... Some cried yet some overjoyed when they saw their names... Some sent messages yet got no answer after hours of wait... Well i duno y r humans so hyped bout this... Y dun we all wait 4 de letter to come 2 us?? Well those who were not in dun worry cuz there is de so called 3rd batch so get ready...
Thts me btw XD!!
Guess thts all the time i have on the surface... I'll b bak soon...
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