An Elf's Journal

~ Dead ~

2008-02-23T18:24:00.001+08:00

From this day onwards... I'm dead...

From The Dead Elf

~ No Free Time ~

2008-01-27T21:41:00.000+08:00

Gosh A-Levels is realli a tirin course... No free time 4 me at all... Everyday hav 2 face that hw or else keep pilin up n more n more every single day... Especially tht Further Maths... Scary hw 4 tht sub...

Anyways i still got some time 2 blog here... Well nothin much happenin in college... Interact wif new frens n hv boardgame sessions when we r free... Thts de onli relaxing part in everyday... Come 2 think of it... Econs exam is tomolo... Dam... I dun wana get 13 out of 20 again or else itll b bad 4 my wish 2 study actuarial science aihx...

Hmm sorry but i didn take pics so sorry u guys will need 2 wait 4 de nx few posts ooo... Yea who i met in college... Greg is in INTI while Kok Chang is in Taylors Business Skool... So i'm kinda all alone in de main campus... But met up wif En Teng, Han Kuan, Yew Chian, Ju Piao, n i think thts it 4 ex-surians... But still 2 meet Shirly which 4got who m i d hahax...

Anyways sorry 4 de late update n boring topic here cuz i kinda duno wht 2 say hahax... But realli hope 2 get bak 2 SSS someday 2 go visit some frens if i do hv any hahax... Someday... N yea Happy CNY every1...

From The Buzy Elf

~ ??? ~

2008-01-09T21:47:00.000+08:00

My blog is inofficially blog-dead due 2 the massive schedule 4 my A-Levels at Taylor's College... Any1 who is interested 2 find me if studyin at there can giv a call or a message... Anyways the subs I m takin r

1. Physics

2. Economics

3. Maths

4. Further Maths

5. Thinking Skills

6. LAN Malaysian Studies

Well thts all 4 now... B sure 2 check my blog on February 4 a super-speedy updates... Byez...

From The Elf Of Taylor's

~ Gay ~

2007-12-05T22:41:00.000+08:00

Found a clip... Kinda gay in front but a kool song...

From The Elf Of Malaysia

~ Tagged!!! ~

2007-12-01T12:33:00.000+08:00

How can i b tagged??? Of all ppl a lost elf is tagged pula... T-T... Anyways this is the 1st time I've been tagged hahax so its weird...

Matt Damon, recently named Sexiest Man Alive. Do you think he deserves it or are there other candidates?
Wht do u think??? I dun c humans like u all do... I thought elf-man is the sexiest man alive in universe??

2. Blonde or brunette?
Of course brunette... Seen 2 much of those...

3. Bourne or Bond?
Bond onli has 1 mission as 007... Dig some chics... I think I'll take bourne...

4. Megan Fox or Jessica Alba?
Prefer Megan Fox in her debut in Transformers.. Jessica's hair looks weird in FF2

5. Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise?
Tom Cruise... Brad's act is bland n bad...

6. Paris Hilton or Britney Spears?
Britney Britney... But 2 bad this yr she had a super downfall...

7. What would you like your partner to smell of?
Er tak tau... Normal elf-ness??

8. Which part of your body do u like the most?
Has got 2 b my elf side hahax...

9. Last movie you watched?
Enchanted... Nice 4 couples hahax...

11. What is your dream city?
So many 2 choose from... LA, Tokyo... Juz no idea...

12. Dream Car?
A Bentley perhaps... Lambo or Ferrari or some muscle cars would do...

13. 1st thing u would buy with your 1st paycheck?
Open a feast wif my family...

14. Your partner must be:
Muz b who she wans 2 b n not change 2 who she doesn wana b... N pure of heart...

15. Next shop u want to visit:
Gaming shops... Need 2 get new games...

16. What’s worse? Alcoholic or smokaholic?
Smokaholic... I dun wana die of sniffin smoke...

17. which is more annoying? Fly or mosquito?
Of course mosquitoes... They bring itchiness n scratchiness n diseases...

18. Mocha or cappucino?
As long as there is coffee I'll take it...

19. Boys with six packs or boys with cute smile?
Muz i answer this?? Sounds kinda gay...

20. Lastly, would u ever date a person from a different race?
Of course but nv malay... I dun wana b 1 of them...

Tagging time...
Nah dun wana disturb others from their after-SPM holidays...

~ End Of Journey ~

2007-11-07T19:17:00.000+08:00

Every beginning has an end... Well mine has juz ended... After about 11 years of schooling... Its finally over... I am a bit happy cuz finally I can drive n leave school and learn 2 b a better person but... I'm mostly sad... I hav 2 leave my friends... I hav 2 leave most of my partners in crime hahax... All my best frens... And how cud i 4get teddy??? Haiz its really a sad day...

I hope every1 in 5 Hope and all de other frens that i noe in form 5 and the whole SSS to keep in contact wif me if possible... N to all form 5's out there and here... Our last war in high school is goin to start... So all the best and may God bless all of you...

I wud like to dedicate this post 2 all my frens especially Dave and Kim whos my 1st frens in SSS... To Tracy who has guide me a lot on life and how to face it... To all 5 Hope who has given me a lot of support 4 these 2 years... And all the frens i know throughout the whole school... To all the teachers who have given me support for all these years... And of course I wud nv 4get u teddy hahax... I'll do as I promised k?? I wud never 4get all of ya!!

If I had done anything wrong that offended any of u... I am truthfully very sorry... I hope every1 can 4giv what I did wrong last time...

So our final battle is going to begin... Wish u all the best and good luck!!!

( P.S. Mayb we can do a reunion after 10 years?? )

From The Sad Elf

~ So Boring ~

2007-10-31T13:44:00.000+08:00

Haiz days have been so boring... No events no nothing... SPM is juz about 12 days away and I'm still staring at the glowing monitor typing words and missing school cuz I'm freaking sick... Boring... And don't feel like studyin much... Lazy me...

Anyways I'm so bored that I found a few uninteresting clips... Please watch if u r bored...

~ Bad Day ~

2007-10-22T20:31:00.000+08:00

Its been a real bad day 4 me... Everything did not go the way i wana... First i feel that every1 is kinda like opposin me or something... Then bad things happen which i dun wana say it out... Kinda sad... Then the worst is tht the show is cancelled... How can they simply blame him 4 a crime and now all shows have 2 b cancelled... Hurrah 2 u accuser...

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2007/10/22/nation/19238585&sec=nation

I was supposed to get my tickets 2day and now this... Gosh i hate my elf life so much 2day... Even feel like dying... Nvm hope tomolo wud b a better day... Anyways found another vid... Watch and b veri amazed...

And congratulations to our angkasa1 who has landed in Kazachstan... Hope he can find time to disco with Borat haha...

From The Stressful Elf

~ Nothing ~

2007-10-21T08:59:00.000+08:00

These days have been boring and plain... Nothing much to post about... Juz a plain old boring life until after SPM... Anyways found another video promoting Siam Lim pula...

Thats all I can find now... Mayb next week I can think of somethin good...

From Elf With A Blank Head

~ Translator ~

2007-10-19T20:52:00.000+08:00

Another weird and funny clip from The Catherine Tate Show...

~ Ramly Burger Ad ~

2007-10-18T17:23:00.000+08:00

If u c the title above then u shud noe that I'm talking about the best burgers in town which is Ramly Burgers!!! Well some people thought that this food shud b made famous so they make their own advertisement for it... Don't know whether those Ramly Burger makers pay them onot...

Newly Edited
The video is actually for The Star's Drive 4 Food Competition that is recently held... Check it out at www.drive4food.com...

Lyrics

I'm so hungry,

Oh so hungry,

But it's late and all the shops are closed.

What should i eat?

Where should i eat it?

Trio:Let's-Have-Some..

Ramly Burger, Ramly Burger,

Best-est burger ever!

Ampang, Taman Tun,

Damansara Esso,

Don't you think that's clever?

Chicken or beef or fish or deer,

Or prawn don't forget!

With buns and cheese and veggies too,

They will make you wet!

So come on down to Ramly,

Especially these three!

Ampang, Taman Tun,

Damansara Esso,

Just listen to me

AND ME!

It's open until late so you can come here for a date!

It's cheap it's good!

It's the best food,

For youuuuuuuu!!

All:RAMLY!

From The Elf Of Malaysia

~ Movie Review ~

2007-10-17T13:41:00.000+08:00

Woah SPM is headin to me and this elf over here still has the time to watch a movie in the cinemas haha... Alrite I would like to do a review on this movie I've recently watched... Its I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry...

Well its not a bad movie... A moderate 1... Its about 2 firemen partners tryin to help each other by signin up 4 some i 4got what stuff when 1 of them is broke... The money can onli b transferred to another person through birth death or weddin so this smart dude as his partner 2 b his fake partner in crime to get the money and both of them get married as gays and the storyline continues...

Its quite a funny movie but it cant beat The Simpsons haha... But if u feel like laughin then u shud catch this 1... Got a lot of old comedies and some original ones like the story about the ring or the ling haha... And get prepared 2 c a lot of gay stuffs...

Rating : 3 stars out of 5

~ Games Anyone?? ~

2007-10-15T23:17:00.000+08:00

I noe i noe SPM is coming real soon and we don't have much time left and everything... But a little games won't hurt rite?? During the Raya holidays I did a few gaming rounds with my friends b4 they go DOTA for 2 hours while i watch cuz I'm a noob -.-lll...

P.S. Elves are noob at things anyways... And Hippo I dun play these games myself lar...

Ok 2day I would like to do 2 reviews on the games i played that day... First would be Risk which a lot of ppl are familiar of... I lost till i cant lose anymore after rolling a 1-1-1 attack dice which left me pawned by the DOTA king around this area... Stress...

Anyways Risk is a simple games which is separated in2 2 phases onli... First is the phase where u place armies in ur territory and next is juz plain dice roll and attack... The one who conquers the whole world is the winner... Lots of tactics and strategies 2 think

Pros : Millions of strategies and combinations
Cons : Long playing time and more like a neverending game, kinda boring, a lot of luck

Rating : 5 armies out of 10

DOTA King ( Red ) Revenge

Attacker Pawning

Match Closeup

Now lets get back to the next review... This is my personal most favourite board game for now and its ranked as no. 1 in the BGG website or http://www.boardgamegeek.com/... Yea I noe the web name sounds weird but it has the biggest collection in the world...

Players : Elf, DOTA King, Runner Of Selangor

We did a 3-p game on Puerto Rico and its kinda fun... The mission is to be the player who has the most victory points at the end of the game... The cool thing of this game is that all players have their own board instead of having a big one in the middle... This game is separated in2 6 roles and two prospector which basically do nothin but get 1 doubloon from the bank...

The 1st player gets the governor card and start the game by choosin 1 of the 6 roles without followin any order... Once he has taken the role card every1 must do the action stated on that particular card... The person who chooses the card also has a privilege which he or she can choose whether to use it onot...

Role 1 - Settler

Once this role is chosen... All players r needed to take a plantation and put it in2 their blank plantation spaces on their board... There r 5 plantations... Coffee, sugar, tobacco, corn, and indigo... After that the remaining face up tiles are discarded and a new set is drawn...

Privilege
The one who chooses this card may take a quarry which can reduce the price of the building instead of a plantation tile...

Role 2 - Mayor

When this card is drawn... The players startin from the one who took this card takes one colonist from the colonist ship and the next player takes one and this repeats until the ship has no more colonist... The player must fill the empty holes on their plantation tiles or their building tiles with the colonists... After that the ship is restocked...

Privilege
The choser gets to take 1 extra colonist from the pile of colonist...

Role 3 - Builder

The one who took this card will be the first to build a building of his choice at the market unless there is no more tiles for that particular building... In this turn players can skip and buying is not necessary...

Privilege
The one who took this card can buy a building and it will cost 1 doubloon less...

Role 4 - Craftsman

This is the most important and the most dangerous role in this game... The player who took this role will take the stocks that he or she can produce onli with the required colonist on their plantation tile and their producing factory... For instance, Player A has 1 sugar tile with colonist and has a sugar mill with two colonists so he can produce 1 sugar stock onli... Player B has two sugar tiles with two colonists but has onli 1 colonist at his sugar mill so he can produce 1 sugar stock onli...

Privilege
The player who took this card can take one stock more from the stock bundle...

Role 5 - Trader

Once this card is chosen the player got a choice to choose whether he should sell his stock to get more doubloons onot...

Privilege
The player may gain 1 doubloon more than the selling price...

Role 6 - Captain

The player who took this role can put his stock 1 type at a time to the delivery ship... Each stock is worth 1 victory point... Once one of the 3 ships is filled the ship is cleared... There muz b no ships that deliver the same types of stock...

Privilege
The player can get one victory point more...

Once all the players have taken and done all the roles... The remaining roles will have 1 doubloon on the card and whoever takes the card takes the money... The games ends when there is no more colonists or there is no more victory points...

Pros : Nice mechanics, not a long game, fluent, high replayability
Cons : Nothing haha!!!

Rating : 9.5 doubloons out of 10!!!

Thats my review today... Hope u enjoy it... Here are some pics...

Lots And Lots Of Doubloons

Victory Points

Market And Game Board

Game Board

Puerto And Power

Game In Process

My Ideal Puerto Rico - Leading

Close Up

Game Box And My Own Storage

B4 The Game

Cover

From The Elf Of Malaysia

~ Miss You ~

2007-10-09T19:48:00.000+08:00

You Are The Music In Me

[Kelsi]

Na na na na

Na na na na yeah

You are the music in me

You know the words

Once upon a time

Make you listen?

There's a reason.

[Kelsi & Gabriella]

When you dream there's a chance you'll find

A little laughter or happy ever after

[Troy & Gabriella]

Yeah harmony to the melody

It's echoing inside my head

[Gabriella]

A single voice (Single voice)

Above the noise

[Troy & Gabriella]

And like a common thread

[Troy]

Hmm, you're pulling me

[Gabriella]

When I hear my favorite song

I know that we belong

[Troy]

Oh, you are the music in me

Yeah it's living in all of us

[Gabriella]

And it's brought us here because

[Troy & Gabriella]

Because you are the music in me

Na na na na (Ohh)

Na na na na na

Yeah yeah yeah (Na na na na)

You are the music in me

[Gabriella]

It's like I knew you before we met (Before we met)

Can't explain it (Ohh ohh)

There's no name for it (No name for it)

[Troy & Gabriella]

I'm saying words I never said

[Troy]

And it was easy (So easy)

Because you see the real me (I see)

[Troy & Gabriella]

As I am

You understand

And that's more than I've ever known

[Gabriella]

To hear your voice (Hear your voice)

Above the noise (Ohh ohh)

[Troy & Gabriella]

And know I'm not alone

[Gabriella]

Oh you're singing to me (Ohh yeah)

[Troy & Gabriella]

When I hear my favorite song I know that we belong (Yeah ohh)

You are the music in me

It's living in all of us

And it's brought us here because

You are the music in me

Together we're gonna sing (Yeah)

We got the power to sing what we feel (What we feel)

[Troy]

Connected and real

[Gabriella]

Can't keep it all inside (Ohh)

[Chorus]

Na na na na (Ohh yeah)

Na na na na na (Ohh yeah)

Yeah yeah yeah (Na na na na)

[Troy & Gabriella]

You are the music in me (In me)

[Chorus]

Na na na na (Ohh yeah)

Na na na na na (Ohh yeah)

Na na na na

You are the music in me

When I hear my favorite song (Favorite song)

I know that we belong (We belong)

You are the music in me

[Chorus & Troy]

Yeah it's living in all of us

It's brought us here because (Here because)

You are the music in me

Na na na na (Ohh yeah)

Na na na na

[Troy & Gabriella]

You are the music in me (Yeah)

Miss u... Wish u were here...

From The Lost Elf Of Malaysia

~ Beware ~

2007-10-07T19:34:00.000+08:00

I am givin a warnin to all those assholes and morons and idiots and perverted guys out there... I now put a curse that all u assholes who likes molestin and touchin girls JUZ 4 UR FUN and WHO DOES NOT BELONG 2 U!!!

If i c any of these assholes around i assure u... U'LL SUFFER IN THE WORST WAY and I DAM ALL OF THESE PPL TO HELL!!!

N to the person who has done this 2day... If i found out who u r... I assure u u will SUFFER IN MY HANDS... I'll b watchin...

So every1 pls help to take care of ur frens and all bf pls take care of ur gf n dun make this mistake...

From The Failed Elf

~ Impossible ~

2007-10-05T19:47:00.000+08:00

Nothingness... How do u explain empty?? When your heart is empty is it called loneliness?? When you do not have frens is that loneliness?? Or when you miss some1 so much and want to turn bak time but you cant juz bcuz u cant... Onli is called loneliness???

Weeks pass since tht happened... I tried to live my life normally... But can i?? Or is it juz a failed attempt?? Its realli painful when somethin is gone from you... And at such a time... It sux so much... Even my fren c changes in me... Mayb i hav changed but i juz dun seem to notice that... Mayb is cuz SPM comin hav to focus on studies... But its difficult if ur heart is not on studies now... Its juz impossible...

From The Elf Of Malaysia

~ SPM And Eurogames~

2007-09-30T19:02:00.000+08:00

Aihx so many workload... So little time... SPM is coming and I don't think my magick can save me from this test... 10 subjects in about 40++ days... Is it enuf for me and every1?? Anyways good luck to all my human friends 4 strugglin this long for what mite be our last battle together... We made new friends and enemies and fought through such difficult times... In a blink of an eye I felt every1 is leavin me and the elf is bein alone again... Aihx five years is realli fast...

Good luck to all my friends and new friends that I made for the past 11 years... All the best for all your upcoming exams... And all Form 5 for the SPM... Hope I don't get a fail again...

Today I'll have another 1 of my reviews... This time is about Eurogames...

I think most of u will wonder and ask whats a Eurogame?? Some new PS2 game?? Some elf games?? Some games for age 18 and above??

The answer is board game haha... Its called Eurogames because its a designers game and its very expensive but has a lot of value on it... I like boardgames quite a lot and recently I got myself a game called Power Grid... Its the no. 2 game in the world... No. 1 is Puerto Rico ( I'll do that review next time )...

Power Grid is a simple yet interesting game and has all the basic mechanics in the game like auction, building, buying, and making money... Rules may sound difficult but its kinda simple once you get a hang of it... Players represent a company that owns power plants and try to support electricity to cities and they win by supportin the most cities with power...

Warning before playing

Box Art

Components ( Board And Rules )

More Components ( Cities And Cards And Resources )

Cities Close Up

Power Plants And Its Respective Resources

Map 1 ( USA )

Map 2 ( Germany )

This game is separated into 3 steps and five phases...

Phase 1

In this phase the player order is determined to see who goes 1st and last... This phase is very important in the game... The player with the most cities goes 1st...

Phase 2

In this phase each player may or may not bid to buy a power plant... The buyer states the price and players can bid or pass to intercept the buyer from buyin it... The 1st player buys 1st and all players can only buy 1 everytime and can store only 3 power plants... When a power plant is bought a new 1 is drawn so there will be a better power plant everytime...

Phase 3

Players buy their resources needed in the resource market... The last player will buy 1st so that they can catch up by paying the lowest... Every player can buy twice as much as needed 2 supply for their cities...

Phase 4

In this phase players build network to connect their cities... The last player starts 1st so that they have a chance to catch up... The players pay the price needed 4 the cities and put 1 on the map...

Phase 5

This phase is called bureaucracy and players 1st earn cash buy burnin their resources to power up their cities... Next new resources are put into the resource market and finally the highest value power plant in the market is put under the Step 3 card... After all these Phase 1 starts again...

This game is also separated in2 3 steps... Step 1 is the start and Step 2 happens when a player connects 7 cities and Step 3 starts when the Step 3 card is drawn... In Step 2 all cities can have two players and in Step 3 3 players can be in 1 city... Step 3 also let players to have 6 choices when buying power plants...

Winning The Game

The winner is the 1 who can supply the most cities in his or her network with the resources needed...

The Verdict

After around 4 games... I feel that this is a really nice game and it goes on fluently for the whole game except for the ending which is quite sudden... But everythin was well and worth it except for the cheap box which does not have a place for storage... This game will provide a lot of paralysis analysis and a whole lot of fun time... And you'll never get bored because of its double-sided map and ur choice in choosin the area to play... I totally recommend this game to any1 and its best with 4 to 5 players... Any1 who wana have a testdrive or play this game can always tell me and I'll try to prepare it 4 u...

Pros ~ Fluent game, Nice design, No. 2 in the world

Cons ~ Cheap box design, Price tag

Rating ~ 4 Elektros out of 5

Enjoy the pics...

Close Up on Power Plant and Coal

Close Up - End of 4 Player Game

Power Plant Market and Map

End Game - Green Wins

From The Elf Of Malaysia

~ Answers ~

2007-09-26T17:22:00.000+08:00

Well some1 has juz provided the answers to all your questions about the video... Its from the non-indian mutu haha... Please Surians check it out...

http://www.leongmutu.blogspot.com/

From The Malaysian Elf

~ Apology ~

2007-09-23T19:32:00.000+08:00

I forgot 1 thing before I post all these blogs... I would like to apologise if any videos i put in the blog or the comments I put offended any1 of you... Plese feel free to shoot me back if you wan haha... And there is some problem 4 some of my blog titles... So I'll try to fix it...

From The Elf Of Malaysia

~ The Proof ~

2007-09-23T16:00:00.000+08:00

The Proof...
In English...

In Chinese...

This is really a big disgracement to the school and even I as an elf... Good thing I'm leaving next year... Now that the proof is here I got nothing more to say...

~ I'm Back ~

2007-09-23T01:08:00.000+08:00

Finally... After a long week of rest... I think its time 4 the Malaysian Elf 2 post something up or else I'll get human's comments... Life have been fun and sucks during this week... The SPM trial which all Form 5 humans are suppose to take juz gave me a 9G... That means fail for my history... That really makes my week sucks and don't have the mood 2 blog...

P.S. Sejarah or history is elf's worst... And never give elves those glitter-powder stuff... We have allergy to it... It was a bad experience for me on Friday...

Alright back to the story... Since I don't have much to talk bout things... I'll start giving reviews on anything I saw or played or anything at all...

The first review would be the school review...

Yes that would be the school students... Look at them... So innocent yet so gay... What can we say bout them?? Are they the future of the school?? Is this what we will see in the future???

Another thing would be this letter... Right click on the image and save it...

Due to the possibilities of me getting sued by this or the probability of being captured by the human police is very high... I have no choice but to darken some sensitive issues... Though my blog still might be shut down for this... If you take a look closely you can see that the school is desperately needing students to come back due to the high number of leavers of the school... This is a silly way to do it... This is just an opinion of mine and what i think this letter is all about... If that's not what it really is then please feel free to tell me... I'm not blaming the school for the price raise because of the new building and everything but why that much?? Hope that the fees will go lower than planned...

Next would be my game review... This online game is called Drift City at http://drift.ijji.com/...

Its a cool new game where players drive their own cars in an online world completing missions and chasing HUV ( High-tech Unmaned Vehicles ) by joinin the OMD ( Organization of Mittron Development )... The graphic is nice and you can also battle with other players...

Thats all I can think of for now... I'll update it soon enough...

~ My Future??? ~

2007-09-06T16:02:00.000+08:00

You scored as Mathematics/Statistics, You should strongly consider majoring (or minoring) in Mathematics, Statistics, or related majors (e.g., Accounting, Actuarial Science, Astronomy, Computer Engineering, Computer Information Systems (CIS), Computer Science, Economics, Engineering, Finance, Management Information Systems (MIS), Operations Management, Physics, Risk Management).

It is possible that the best major for you is your 2nd, 3rd, or even 5th listed category, so be sure to consider ALL majors in your OTHER high scoring categories (below). You may score high in a category you didnt think you would--it is possible that a great major for you is something you once dismissed as not for you. The right major for you will be something 1) you love and enjoy and 2) are really great at it.

Consider adding a minor or double majoring to make yourself standout and to combine your interests. Please post your results in your myspace/blog/journal.

Mathematics/Statistics
100%

Physics/Engineering/Computer
94%

Education/Counseling
81%

Biology/Chemistry/Geology
63%

Nursing/AthleticTraining/Health
63%

Accounting/Finance/Marketing
56%

PoliticalScience/Philosophy
56%

Religion/Theology
44%

HR/BusinessManagement
38%

Visual&PerformingArts
31%

Psychology/Sociology
25%

History/Anthropology/LiberalArts
25%

English/Journalism/Comm
25%

French/Spanish/OtherLanguage
25%

WHAT MAJOR IS RIGHT FOR YOU?
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~ Merdeka ~

2007-08-31T22:32:00.000+08:00

Yes people of Malaysia... Malaysia is now officially 50 years old!!! Though I'm juz an elf stayin in here for approximately 17 years alreadi but I'm kinda excited wif this celebration... Well pics I'll upload soon cuz my adopted family's sister is out wif her cam n I'm stuck here alone in this place where man calls home...

My human family n I went 2 de government's place or so-called Putrajaya 2 c de fireworks launch by Japan... Wht they do not noe is my Japanese gnome friend set all the fireworks (^_^)... And Putrajaya is also a link to our underground world... Not bad eh?? To bad humans can't c tht spot haha...

The fireworks were nice n spectacular... It was 4 bout 20 mins or so... It was so tirin 2 look at it n when its over my eyes had certain disfunction haha... Oh yea n outside those building there r fake cows from Europe... Theres de UK cow, Spain cow, n our cow from Germany (made by elves)...

Saw some normal kids there... Having cigarrettes... Smokin... And I thought Malaysia banned all kids from buyin smoke... In fact some ppl wif badges did nothin when they saw it... Law shud b enforced...

De most discrinatin thing i saw is de flag... Yes the Jalur Gemilang in Malay... Well the government banned all Malaysian flag cakes which I dun hv a clue why... But they 4got 2 ban the use of Jalur Gemilang as a cape... So many wud-be supermen n superkids flyin around n dun 4get batmen... Wht they do not notice is they r steppin de flag n lettin it touch on de ground... N they say "Aku cinta Malaysia"... How foolish... Dun 4get de mat rempit kids wif their bicycle... Thts a great act from de country's future leaders...

Well thts de end 2 my shud-be short post... C u guys soon wif pics n de continuation of de story...

~ Moodless ~

2007-08-23T22:41:00.000+08:00

Yes trial is headin towards de lonely Malaysian elf... I wun b updatin this blog until it ends so sorry bout the inconvenience... Well life at Bangkok has been real fun juz by shopping... Its more of a girls paradise there... Anyway I'll talk more bout it in my nx post... This post is dedicated 2 some1 special 2 me... Not my parents but some1 else... If u r readin this then I wana say I'm sorry 4 all de trouble i caused 4 these 3 months... I noe tht u r hatin me now but its alrite... All I wan is u 2 b happy without me bein there... I'm sorry tht I broke ur heart 2day... N i dun think I can focus anymore 4 my trials... All I wan is juz 2 c u happy n I dun care wht happens 2 me... I wun ask 4 ur 4giveness but I juz wana say... I'm sorry 4 everythin...

From The Elf of Malaysia

Just A Little Something...

2007-08-15T20:20:00.000+08:00

~ Gone ~

2007-08-13T19:58:00.000+08:00

This morning I juz received a call from my ES ( Elf Supervisor )... I'll be moved to Bangkok to help out other elves and all the magical creatures... So its gonna b difficult tht i can't post anymore till further notice... Wish me luck!!

The Journey Of A Ribbon

2007-08-12T00:20:00.000+08:00

This is a story that i kinda like when i was a kid... Its about a ribbon called Pinky... I never knew it existed until one fine day...

Its was a cloudy mornin when Mr. Shark came in dressed in red... As always he's teachin us on how to survive wif rust...

Today we will learn how 2 rust ur brain

The class was ok n kinda boring until... Mr. Shark pointed at somethin on Xin Xin's head... Its the cursed pink ribbon... Mr. Shark screamed like a cat n while soon n ed screams like little girls b4 every1 ran off...

The owner of the cursed pink ribbon

When every1 ran out off the class... 1 remain... The so called saviour of life n death... Dave the Barbarian!!! It was a close fight until the ribbon got an advantage n did this 2 him...

The strangling attack!!!

The barbarian ran n choked off like a wimp... When i saw this happening 2 my human partners... I decided to giv in n take the curse...

Me in human skin

Wht will happen 2 me n my human skin??? Will humans find out who i m??? Wht is the curse anyway??? N will dave the barbarian run off like a wimp again??? Stay tuned 4 de nx epi comin on September...

To Be Continued??!!

Wht The???

2007-08-11T23:37:00.000+08:00

My elf institute called me mental cuz of starting this blog... Anyways i duno how 2 leave blanks between lines {STUPID ME}...

Well nothin much 2 say bout 2day... Accounts has been killin me softly wif its works... 3000++ exercizes!!! Crazy... Juz 4 tht human exam called SPM... Well life as an elf sure sux... Especially a Malaysian 1... Oh n tht Sally Yeh concert at tht SP Setia place... Boring... Wonder y some humans like 2 waste their time at free concert at such places... I wud like ppl 2 teach me how 2 produce a better human blog or else I'm doomed by this dumbness... Pls may humans help me...

My human frens n me ( in human skin )

Oh yea i wud like 2 thank Mr. Chia 4 his support in teachin us Physics which taught me how to push a ball...

1st Life Of An Elf

2007-08-11T18:44:00.000+08:00

Its a mark of history 2day 4 me... I duno y n how... I felt an urge of creatin this blog from the human world... Its difficult 4 an elf 2 type wif keyboard but I'll get used 2 it soon...

Let me sing a song from our elf tribe 2 every1 who is viewing this...

Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da

Thts all...

Well life has been difficult 4 me as an elf... Elf parents r juz de same as all of ur kinds... NAG NAG NAG... BLA BLA BLA... MY feelings has gone down juz of them... Sometimes they r rite but sometimes not... I guess humans r luckier...

There has been a hype up on the surface of Malaysia... Which is PLKN... I was suppose 2 dig a hole up 2 check whether my name wud b there but there isn't... Some cried yet some overjoyed when they saw their names... Some sent messages yet got no answer after hours of wait... Well i duno y r humans so hyped bout this... Y dun we all wait 4 de letter to come 2 us?? Well those who were not in dun worry cuz there is de so called 3rd batch so get ready...

Thts me btw XD!!

Guess thts all the time i have on the surface... I'll b bak soon...